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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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